Oh Queequeg, we hardly knew ya. The sole purpose of your presence until today's episode was to get Mulder and Scully in that rock and wax poetic.

Yup. That's our theory. And it had nothing to do with the fact that the dog farted and everyone wanted him out of the show. We're looking at you, Frank Spotnitz!

Here are your best tweets from "Quagmire," X-Philes!